Special thanks goes to one of my favourite YouTubers, the man, the legend, the cattle intimidator, Desertphile, for lending me his "Creationist Training Tool" (it's a thing of great beauty).
C'mon, you've already defeated countless god (Zeus, Odin, Ra, etc). One last push and you can think your own thoughts and dream your own dreams. Or live your life in fear and confusion, guilt and shame. It's your call.