I submit that there is only one real being in the universe, and his name is Conan the Barbarian. None of us exist at all. This world is nothing but an illusion, and we are figments of His (Conan's) imagination. I have no evidence to back this up, but I have crossed far over the Bridge of Reason to the desired Shore of Faith. Also, Conan wants us all to drink and drug as much as possible, since none of it matters anyway because we don't exist in the first place. Tell me, steppers, who are you to say this is not true?
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation." - Herbert Spencer- Alcoholics Anonymous, 4th Edition, Appendice II, Spiritual Experience, pg. 568