A special thanks... and goodbye

Most likely the people who said no actually would if the offer was on the table.

LOL! I think a great many would chance it.

When can I get the dinero?

Drink what? How much? Cash in advance? This would require a signed contract.

I'll do it for half a million

Are you kidding? Of course!

Hell, I'd drink if someone bought me one and they only cost a few dollars. I even PAY to drink. Hard earned cash for overpriced inebriation.

I wouldn't hurt anybody for money. Short of that, I'd probably do anything. I'm still out of work. I'm going to lose my house. I may even start playing the lottery as stupid as that is.

I was thinking of selling my body but I'm not sure if they hire harlots who are in their 50s. That said, my body's in pretty good shape. The client can just put a sheet over my head so he doesn't have to look at my ugly wrinkled mug.

The whole world runs on money. Without it, you're sunk. I don't believe in God but I still pray to Him or Her every day that I don't get into a car accident or have a heart attack. I have no health insurance. It would bankrupt me if I got sick or hurt.

Stupidest country in the world, the USA... the only country that doesn't provide all its citizens health insurance. Every other developed nation in the world does.

Who can I contact to take them up on this offer? I'm broke and thirsty. Thanks for letting me know.

Tax free?